Monday 27 August 2012

Save the Suffolk newts

Spaldings Farm, Framsden, Suffolk - our holiday
home for the week
We’re on holiday in Suffolk this week, staying at Spaldings Farm, Framsden, near Otley. It’s a really nice old place, timber framed with a thatched roof and clearly very old, although much modernised and renovated.

It seems odd to have a thatched farmhouse with mood lighting in the garden, flat-screen TVs in almost every room, full switchable stereo with outside speakers, electric gates and CCTV, but I guess that’s how things need to be.

Anyway, the place is lovely (as you can see from the pictures) and there’s lots of room. The grounds are about three acres and are fully fenced, which is why I got the place, so that the dogs could run around without getting into too 
much trouble. However, we didn’t bring them in the end because Margaret was worried about them making a mess. It’s a tough call, but as it happens, I think they would have been fine and, of course, we’re missing them like mad.

The place has a massive kitchen with all mod-cons, including a double-door fridge with wine cooler and a freezer with an automatic ice-making machine. Ice-making machines are the best thing ever - this one is plumbed into the mains, so that it just keeps making ice like the magic porridge pot kept making porridge (although this has a sensor so that it stops when the drawer is full). That would have been an ideal adaptation for the magic porridge pot, although sensors would not have been a regular feature of life when that story was concocted and they would have rather spoiled the plot.

We were a little worried to find a massive Aga sitting in the kitchen. They are the most stupid of appliances - great when it’s cold and they make the kitchen cosy, but having to have the thing kept on when the outside temperature is nudging 30 deg C and the kitchen is like a sauna is not good; also it is our only means of cooking (apart from microwave and barbecue), which means that we had to master Aga roasting - a dark art which can take years of trial and error to become proficient. Fortunately Tom managed it in a morning, so our chicken dinner on Sunday was saved.

We all arrived quite early on Friday and had a good look around the place. There are four bedrooms - two with doubles and en-suite bathrooms and two twins with a shared bathroom. There’s a big kitchen (complete with the Aga), a playroom-cum-sitting-room just off the kitchen, a laundry room, a snug with leather chairs and a massive open fireplace, a large dining room with woodburning stove and a large lounge with another massive woodburner. Outside there are three acres of land, lots of lawn, two patios, a play area with trampoline, a pond, a part-built swimming pool, wildlife area, orchard and a big drive with turning circle and double garage.

Friday was scorching, so we sat outside, drank G&T and then tucked into bread and cheese for supper. Tom and Hannah were here quite early, but Max and Inna couldn’t set off until later when Inna was home from work, so it was about 10.30pm when they got here. I’d had the usual rush to try to get all my work cleared before going away and, as usual, I hadn’t managed it. I got up at 6am to get some clear, leaving just one job to squeeze in somewhere over the weekend. We went to Whittlesey to stock up on groceries (I’d bought the cheese from Pimlico on Thursday) and then I had to take Holly and Gravel to kennels. They thought they were going on a walk across the Fen when Margaret put their leads on and Holly was a bit disappointed to be shown the boot of the car. Anyway, I got them dropped off at Chestnuts Farm and then packed and we set off at about 1.30pm.

We had so much wine, beer and food, that the car was jam-packed. If we had decided to take the dogs, we‘d have needed to make two journeys!

Saturday was a scorcher - hot and very sunny. Tom and Hannah wanted to go to Aldeburgh and set off for the seaside mid morning. We said we’d follow along and visit a few towns on the way as Max had forgotten to bring a pair of shoes (how can you forget to bring shoes?) so he was just wearing flip flops. We started off at Framlingham and did manage to get a pair of white trainers (very cheap and very white). Max takes a size 12 and I don’t think there was a lot of choice at that size. As it happened, I don't think he wore them more than once, so probably could have got away with just the flip-flops. Inna (allegedly) had eight pairs of shoes, so she was prepared for almost all eventualities.

Framlingham is a nice place. There’s an old castle at its centre, built at the highest point of the town and a old church with some 13th Century wall paintings. After getting the shoes, we parked up and then went for a walk around town. There were a few interesting shops, quite a lot of antique shops and a small market. I wasn’t very impressed with the market stallholders. The veg man was messing around re-arranging his produce while people were queuing to be served and the woman running the cheese stall was talking on her mobile all the time. I went up to take a look at the varieties on offer and she glared at me, almost challenging me to dare to ask a question so she’d have to interrupt her telephone conversation. Had she engaged me, instead of the phone, and offered me a couple of tastes, I might well have bought some more cheese.

After Framlingham, we headed for Saxmundham, which is in the general direction of Aldeburgh. It was baking hot. On the way, there was a village with a summer fair and a dog-agility competition, which might have been good, but we couldn’t see where it was on or where we might park.

Saxmundham is a fairly big place, but not exactly thriving. It’s like so many English market towns. The market is long gone and the centre of population now works in random pursuits or drives to Ipswich (I guess). It was nice enough, but a bit run down and we were not having much luck finding somewhere for a late lunch. Eventually we discounted the expensive (and not very nice looking hotel and went into a vintage market which was advertising tea and cake. Turned out not to look very appetising either and so we came out debating where there might be to eat. The chap selling plants outside suggested the bistro over the road, which turned out to be a good choice and we had a nice lunch. I had raspberry and coconut slice and a bottle of elderflower presse. After lunch, it seemed so hot that I floated the idea that we abandon Aldeburgh and head home for beer and chillaxing. Everyone must have been thinking the same thing - I’ve never seen such an enthusiastic response!

I was going to make pasta and cream sauce for dinner, but Tom wanted a barbecue. It sounded like a good idea actually and so we had chicken and sausage with veggie sausage and burgers for Tom and Hannah. It’s scary how quickly we’re getting through the booze. After dinner, it was such a warm night that we sat outside and watched the sun go down on the front patio. You could see the Milky Way quite clearly as there was no light pollution and no Moon and we also spotted a few random shooting stars in the dark sky. My minor triumph was working out how to open the window in my bedroom so it was a little cooler.

Sunset at the front of the farmhouse.

On Sunday, the weather was just as hot as it had been the previous day. From early morning it was too hot to sit in the sun. Pauline and Chris were driving down to spend the day with us and they arrived just before noon. This is a great place for entertaining because there is lots of room and also lots of different rooms, so you could lose people in the house quite easily.

It does mean that you can spread about, always find a quiet room and never feel too crowded (except in the kitchen at breakfast).

We had thought about taking a walk, perhaps to Framlingham, but everyone thought it was too hot (it was!) and so we spent the day sitting, talking and drinking. We had popped across to Stowmarket in the morning to stock up on food and Tom took charge of the cooking, which was a good thing because Margaret was not going to bond with the Aga and a half-cooked chicken disaster was looming.

We had two chickens, salad and roasted vegetables, with Linda McCartney quorn roast for the veggies. There was sparkling wine; also red and white and cloudy lemonade for Pauline, who was driving. Chris doesn’t realise how lucky he is having a wife who likes driving. We basically sat around all day enjoying the sun, trying to find shade and drinking.

In late afternoon, Tom came to the front patio to say there were newts dying in the part-built swimming pool. Max went round to see what was happening and came back with a couple of newts in a bowl, which were released into the big pond. After Pauline and Chris had gone, we mounted something of a slightly drunken rescue operation. The swimming pool was fully excavated and concreted, but not tiled. Rainwater had gathered in the deep end and, at some point, newts had got in there and bred. They’d clearly done quite well because there were lots of them, but now they had reached adulthood, they should have left the pond and been feeding on land. Trouble was they couldn’t climb the sheer walls of the pool and the hot sun meant they were literally baking on the concrete as they struggled.

Rescued newts ready for release next to the big pond.
We managed to scoop up about a dozen and then I constructed some newt ramps from lengths of wood found in the garden. After dark, I phoned Suffolk Wildlife Trust and left a “Save the Suffolk Newt” message on their answering machine. I fondly thought that there would be an army of newt rescuers round the next day complete with waders, nets and buckets. In fact I got a call from some young lass who said the newts shouldn’t be in the water at this time of year and I didn’t need to put them in water.

I said thank you and would someone be coming to help save the newts. She said we were doing exactly the right thing and it was quite all right to take them out of the pool where they were trapped. It seems the Suffolk Wildlife Trust is more interested in drinking coffee and worrying about where its next grant is coming from than rolling up its sleeves and putting on its wellies. Anyway, we were on our own.

Well not exactly - I’d also e-mailed the letting agents and told them the owner was allowing the slow and painful death of an endangered species, a rare colony of great crested, lesser spotted newts. I said bypasses had been diverted to save these poor creatures and here they were being baked alive in a half-built swimming pool. I had taken a drink or two! Anyway, a very nice chap from the letting agents phoned on Monday morning soon after the useless lot from the Suffolk Wildlife Trust and he sounded very concerned. He said he’d tried to call the owner, but thought she might be abroad and he’d get the cleaner to send somebody round to check it out.

While we were out for the day (in Southwold), I got a call from the cleaner, Karen, to say her partner had been round and the newts had gone. I feared the worse, a pogrom of newts.

When we went got back in the late afternoon, we went down to the pool and couldn’t see any newts. I had bought a net from the seaside so we could mount a more efficient rescue operation later that day, spending £1.99 on the best that Southwold Pier beach shop could supply. But there were no newts to net - the pond was bare. And there were no bodies either, no sign of a massacre. It seems my newt ramps had done the trick and the whole colony, under cover of darkness, had taken the opportunity to migrate. There was something wonderfully Biblical about the whole thing.

My sister Margaret had arrived late morning to spend a day or so with us and she must have thought we’d gone barking mad building newt ramps in half-built swimming pools. Is this what her brother gets up to on holiday - well yes it is actually!

Maggie was going to stay overnight and was very taken with the house. She said she’d like to spend her 65th birthday here and was very content to sit around in the sunshine reading her book. Around lunchtime, we set off for Southwold in the BMW with Maggie, Tom and Hannah. Max and Inna had gone to Aldeburgh on their own.

I was a little disappointed with Southwold and even more disappointed to get a speeding ticket driving out of town in the afternoon! I’d expected something a little more chocolate box/Cornwall pretty and the north part of the town where we parked is dominated by its pier and a scruffy car park with model boat lakes on the reclaimed land behind the sea wall. Erosion is a major problem along the Suffolk coast and Southwold has impressive concrete bulwarks and a network of groynes to hold onto the sand.

Tom was keen to have a swim in the sea so we walked north along the beach which extends way up the coastline in front of low cliffs. It’s actually a very nice beach, but we were near high tide so there was not that much of it available. Away from the scruffy car park and the scruffy pier, the land rises and you can walk up into the town, which is quite nice. I suspect it’s nicer still down towards the harbour, but we didn’t get down that far. Tom and Hannah were on a mission to find somewhere to eat and were not reaching a consensus on where that would be. I bought a few bits and pieces for a barbecue that evening from a somewhat grumpy Co-op store. It’s strange that the small stores always seem to be staffed with miserable, grumpy people. It’s the same with Tesco Express, I find. Perhaps the Southwold Co-op is run by the same family that has the cheese stall on Framlingham market?

Monday night was yet another barbecue - we’re certainly getting good value out of the little Weber they have for our use. The only disappointing thing is that they ask for you to barbecue on a small paved area some way from the house. I guess it’s to try to preserve the thatch and, if you own a thatched property, you clearly become paranoid about fire (with good reason, too). It does mean that the cook (me) is somewhat remote from the table conversation (and wine) and needs a string of runners to carry food back and forth.



Midge - the vineyard rabbit catcher

On Tuesday, we planned to visit a vineyard that Tom had found on the internet. It was called Gifford’s Hall and was at a place called Hartest, about 30 miles away. We could combine that with a visit to Lavenham on the way back. We hadn’t planned an early start and my sister was going to head home after lunch when we went to the vineyard. I called them in the morning to check that they were open and it was a good job I did because they were not expecting visitors and normally did vineyard tours only at the weekend. However, the person I spoke to (who turned out to be the owner, Linda Howard) was very keen that we went and said we could come at 2.30pm after lunch.

It was further than we thought and there were no brown tourist signs to tell you where the place was, just a little home-made sign saying Vineyard. When we got there the gate was locked, there was no-one around and the place looked a little bit scruffy. I called the number from my mobile and this time I got Guy Howard, the owner (and Linda’s husband). He was full of apologies, his computer was giving trouble, there was someone in doing the books and he’d forgotten to open the gate. He was round to the side pretty smartish and let us in.


Not a good start but the place was charming. It’s a family-run business by Linda and Guy Howard and they clearly love what they’re doing. Linda took us around the vineyard and told us a bit about the grapes before leaving us to it. Husband and wife (especially Linda, who is very charming) are involved right across the business from looking after the grapes to making the wine, marketing, delivery, etc. Midge the dog (a hairy whippet lurcher), whose job is to keep down the rabbits, accompanied us on the tour. The grapes are Bacchus and Madeleine Angevine; also some Pinot Noir. They are grown in small fields surrounded by hedges of trees to protect them from the cold wind. The vines are trained along lines and I suspect they’re a bit like blackcurrants in that the fruit grows on stems formed the year before. The vines were very prolific and many had thrown out runners and tendrils across the spaces between rows. The grapes were still quite small (pea-sized) but there was plenty of fruit on the vines and Linda said they’d get enough for 50,000 bottles of wine. Back at the office/shop, we had a tasting and the Bacchus wine was particularly good; we also tried their red (light, fruity with a hint of smoke) and their rose. They also make some liqueurs (raspberry and apple) and we ended up with two cases of wine and a bottles of raspberry liqueur. It was a really nice trip and we tucked in to some bottles back at the farmhouse that evening.

On the way home, we stopped off at Lavenham which is an amazing place and well worth a visit. It also has a free car park (near the church - how good is that). Lavenham was once one of the richest places in Britain (in the top five) with its wealth derived from wool. The result was a lot of fine mediaeval houses and, because the place fell on hard times, there was a make-do-and-mend policy rather than knock it down and build something better. So no grand Georgian, Edwardian or Victorian homes, just the biggest collection of mediaeval buildings in the UK. It’s wonderful to see, although the fact that none of them have driveways or garages, means that the views of the houses are somewhat spoiled by the Peugeot parked outside. I guess it would be impossible to keep cars out of Lavenham, although it would look much better for it.


Views of Lavenham by Tom Rayner


On Wednesday we went to Sutton Hoo, which is just across the River Deben from Woodbridge and very close to us (less than 10 miles away). It’s one of the most important archaeological sites in the country having given us valuable insights into the sophistication of pagan society, the surprising extent of Saxon trading activity and unearthed the richest treasure found in the UK.

Sutton Hoo is on high ground and in the 1930s the woman who owned the land asked a local archaeologist to excavate the burial mounds on the site. There were two large mounds and lots of smaller ones and in the smaller ones they found a number of examples of burials with boats (small canoes in these cases). One larger mound had already been partly excavated or robbed, but the other appeared to be untouched. What they found there was a massive ship burial, similar to sites in Sweden. They buried the ship below ground level, with a cabin constructed on the deck to hold the body and his earthly treasures. They then buried it and constructed a large mound on the top. Because of the acidity and the free-draining nature of the soil, everything organic rots quite quickly, so nothing was left of the boat except an impression in the soil (almost like a fossil) and hundreds of rusting iron rivets which would have held together the planks. The treasure (the buried person’s possessions) included a helmet inlaid with gold and silver, a fabulous purse and shoulder clasps, bronze bowl, sword and shield with rich inlays and a stag standard. The metalwork in the pieces was far more sophisticated than the Saxons were thought to be capable of and some of the precious stones were imported from what is now Turkey and the eastern Mediterranean.

All these have gone to the British Museum and there are replicas in an exhibition area at Sutton Hoo. I’ve seen the artifacts in the British Museum and they are amazing, but it’s still more amazing to stand on top of the burial mound and see the two stakes marking the prow and stern of the ship, which was much larger than I’d thought and had been dragged and manhandled up the hill from the Deben below. It was around 60 feet (20 metres) in length, would have been seaworthy and would have had 20 oars a side, plus a sail for the open sea for use when the wind was in the right direction (these ships were square rigged and so would not have been able to tack and sail against the wind. When they were excavating the ship, they found evidence of an attempt to rob the grave and the reason it failed was because the front of the mound had been ploughed away over the years and so, in Tudor times when the mounds were opened for the treasure to be taken, they miscalculated the centre of the mound and found nothing.

It was a lucky escape and I couldn’t help but think that it was a shame that the main mound had been opened in 1939 and not today when we would have had a much different approach, better techniques and would have discovered far more about the site.

Grave robbers had cleared out the other large mound, but later archaeological work confirmed a ship burial almost as large as the one uncovered in 1939. They also found a burial side-by-side of a Saxon warrior and his horse. Robbers had missed this treasure because the two were buried a little way apart and their usual technique of digging straight down from the centre of the mound had gone between the two bodies.

It was a lovely day and our guide did a good job explaining everything. It was also enhanced by a very old lady in the tour group, who was struggling to walk and keep up, but who remembered the news about the Saxon treasure being unearthed when she was a little girl. It was clearly big news at the time and she had always wanted to visit the site. She was so interested and so excited by everything and she must have been at least 80.

So who was buried at Sutton Hoo? No-one knows for sure, but the consensus is that the main grave is that of Raedwald who was king of the east Saxons in around 600-630. He was the first Christian king of the east Saxons, but he maintained a pagan shrine and his wife and advisors would not convert. One theory is that his grand pagan burial was a last huzzah for Wodin before Christ took over. The warrior/horse burial may have been that of his son, Raegenhere, who was killed in the Battle of the River Idle near modern Bawtry in East Yorkshire. The other ship burial may have been his father Tytila. Sadly, we know little about Raedwald. What we do know is from Bede and written around 200 years after his death, so it’s an educated guess that he was buried at Sutton Hoo. Documents which may have confirmed that would have been lost in subsequent centuries when the monasteries of East Anglia were raided and destroyed by Vikings.

We had been planning a trip to Aldeburgh all week and, as Thursday was our last day, we decided to make this Aldeburgh day. Tom and Hannah had been on our first day and Max and Inna had gone on Monday. Aldeburgh is very much in the mould of Southwold, but has a shingle beach, and it is a nice place to wander around. It has a real, old-fashioned feel to it. One nice feature is that there are lots of shacks selling local-caught fish, including a decent amount of line-caught. Nice to see sustainable fishing in at least one part of Britain.

We stayed at Aldeburgh for lunch and then popped in at Framlingham on the way home. We’d been there on Saturday, but hadn’t had time to look at the castle, so on our last day Tom and I were going to have a quick look around, while Hannah and Margaret had a look around town. Funnily enough, Max and Inna had been visiting Orford Castle on the coast and, on a clear day you are supposed to be able to see Orford from Framlingham (and vice-versa, of course). Framlingham is a castle built of a curtain wall with connecting towers, quite unusual. It was built in the 11th century by Roger Bigod and has had a fairly quiet life. It was besieged and taken by King John in 1215, but that was about it. By the time of the Civil War it had become a poor house, which meant it posed no threat. This is a ruin that Cromwell had not knocked about a bit. The most interesting thing is that it was owned by the Howard family, one of Henry’s courtiers and the family of Catherine Howard and Anne Boleyn (both beheaded). It was also the site where Mary I was declared queen of England.

You can walk around the battlements and there are good views of the town and the countryside. To the north there’s a mere, which would have been used for fish back in the day and was much larger than it is now.

Back at the farm, there was time for one last barbecue and it was time for home in the morning. Suffolk is a really good place for a holiday. It’s only two hours drive from us and also pretty easy to get to from London. I really liked Spaldings Farm; it had lovely grounds, lots of character and there’s plenty to do for a week.






Tuesday 14 August 2012

End of the Olympics

So that’s it, no more Olympics for another four years. The games are over, it was the closing ceremony last night and we’ll all have to find something else to talk about.

I have to say that the games have been splendid and have made everyone, except the Scottish Nationalists, proud to be British. I even feel a little grumpy about having complained that my routes into work were disrupted. I haven’t taken a bicycle from King’s Cross to Victoria for a couple of months, since they closed the Mall and Horse Guards Road and made me cycle through Parliament Square to get to work.

When London was awarded the Olympics and it was announced that beach volleyball would be held at Horse Guards I thought that would be quite nice - I could have a look at it as I went past. What an idiot! You couldn’t get within half a mile of it, let alone have a glimpse of the court. It has been interesting to see the Olympic park in Stratford gradually develop. Tom and Hannah were living in Bow for three years during the building work, so when we went to see them we’d drive down the A12 alongside the park and you could see it all taking shape.

It’s funny, but as soon as we won the Olympics, the bad news started and it didn’t seem to stop until the opening ceremony took place. The day after the euphoria of London being selected, muslim extremists blew up three tube trains and a bus in suicide bomb attacks, killing more than 50 people and injuring far more. A fortnight later, another four attacks took place, but the bombs failed to detonate; then police shot dead some poor Brazilian who had been mistaken for a bomber.

We also had the predictable cost escalation. The government had forgotten to include VAT in its cost calculations - that added 18 per cent to the costs at a stroke. We were ready to read the stories about building delays and the last-minute scramble to get it all finished, but that didn’t happen.

Terrorism was a major threat (or fear) and there have been lots of arrests since the bombings, rows about radical clerics preaching hate and periodic bomb scares. For the Olympics, concern about some kind of 9/11 style attack where airliners were hijacked and flown into buildings, led to a squadron of interceptor jets kept on alert, warships anchored in the Thames and, most controversially, batteries of surface-to-air missles sited on the top of tower blocks near to the Olympic park.

Travel disruption was a major concern, with so many people in London, but as it happened, all the dire warnings worried people so much that London was like a Sunday morning most days, with my train and tube journey being much quieter than usual. The tube unions, never slow to strike or grab some more cash, managed to extort massive bonuses for working normally and when the bus drivers tried to do the same, there were bus strikes across the capital.

People complained that they weren’t able to get tickets. I didn’t try because the whole process seemed a nightmare; people complained about the price of tickets; people complained because West Ham was going to take over the Olympic stadium and it would become a football ground, then Spurs and Leyton Orient complained because they claim West Ham had been given special treatment and they also wanted to take over the stadium.

The Cafe Olympic (sorry - Cafe Lympic )
Finally, in the run up to the opening of the Games, there were complaints about the extent of corporate sponsorship, unfair restrictions on visitors and crazy rules being applied. The Cafe Olympic in Stratford, which has been there for 20 years (long before anyone thought of staging the Olympics there) was threatened with legal action because the word “Olympic” was a trademark. The owner just shrugged and changed the name to the Lympic cafe by painting out the O. You couldn’t take food or drink into the Olympic park for security reasons (sandwich bombs) which meant people had to eat McDonalds (one of the big corporate sponsors) and pay £3 for a bottle of water. The fact that they’ve been doing that kind of thing at football and cricket for years should have meant none of this was a surprise ...


There was some trepidation about the opening ceremony. Would we put on a decent show? Would we match the Chinese who had staged the biggest firework display in history four years ago for the opening of the Beijing games? Fears were not calmed when organisers said we were not going to try to compete with China, we had a much smaller budget and the show would be uniquely British.

Word got out that the show would include, ducks, sheep and sheepdogs and fears intensified.

On the night, it was a triumph. The show was organised by film-maker Danny Boyle and the effects were the best theatrical tricks. The stadium included a mini Glastonbury Tor, scenes of rural idyll with sheep, geese, happy villagers, football and cricket. Then there was the industrial revolution with the scene transformed with factory chimneys and forges. A massive Olympic ring was cast  apparently from molten steel and rose into the air to form one of five Olympic rings hanging over the stadium.

There was the story of the River Thames from its source to London, David Beckham bringing the torch and Olympic flame from Tower Bridge to Straford via speedboat and a celebration of all things British - from the National Health Service to children’s literature. The big question was who would light the flame in the stadium and when Beckham handed over the torch to Steve Redgrave (a rower who has won five gold medals), it seemed we had our answer. In fact Redgrave lit other torches, which went to Olympic medal winners, who handed them on to young athletes that were helping to mentor and they lit individual stems on a torch made up of multiple burners - one for each country taking part. The pipes and burners were laid flat on the floor, but when lit, they rose and came together (like a flower closing). It was very clever and very beautiful.

Mary Poppins descend into the area - part of
the celebration of children's literature.
The Olympic torch closed up


Everyone thought they’d done a brilliant job with the opening ceremony and all the negativity around the games seemed to disappear. There was nothing but good news stories (apart from getting the North and South Korea flags mixed up and sparking a diplomatic row, some idiot arrested for abusing diver Tom Daley on Twitter and some drunken yob throwing a bottle onto the track as the 100m final started. Fortunately it was behind the starting line and it didn’t interfere with the final. The chap who threw it was standing next to a Dutch judo competitor and got a chop on the back of the neck for his trouble.

The Olympics are a massive TV experience and the BBC did a really good job. The TV crew outnumbered the athletes on the British team and there were over 20 dedicated Olympic channels. I knew that I wasn’t going to be able to spend much time watching TV, so I thought it best to record a couple of highlights shows late each night and watch those the following day. My Olympics would be a +24 event. Actually, it hasn’t quite worked out like that because I still have 11 shows unwatched, so my Olympics will probably carry on until the end of September.

It was a really successful event for British athletes with 29 gold medals and third place in the medal table behind USA and China. The performance I enjoyed most was Bradley Wiggins (who had become the first Briton to win the Tour de France a week earlier) winning gold in the time trial. Mo Farah did a 10K/5K double and will be a hot favourite for the BBC Sports Personality of the Year. He’s got a terrific story, having come to England as a young boy seeking asylum from war in Somalia.

The Olympics have dominated the news agenda and I felt most sorry for a 12-year-old girl, who went missing on the Monday of the second week. She was from south London, near Croydon, and normally the story would have been headline news. It barely made page 10 and police finally found her body at her grandmother’s house almost a week later and arrested her grandmother’s 37-year-old boyfriend. He’s in court today and at least that gives the news media an opportunity to get back into negative mode. Police have already been criticised for not performing a proper investigation (probably because they were all at Stratford) and for twice searching granny’s pad (including sniffer dogs) and not finding the body. It seems they didn’t think of looking in the loft!