Thursday 30 June 2016

A week is a long time in politics

Harold Wilson, the former Labour Prime Minister, may or may not have said: “a week is a long time in politics.”
Whether he did or not, the quote has a certain resonance right now ...
A week ago today I was going to bed with polls all predicting a win for the Remain vote in the referendum on EU membership. When I woke up, we were as good as out.
A week on and we’ve lost a Prime Minister, the Labour leader has lost a vote of no confidence but won’t resign, Scotland is demanding a referendum on independence, stocks have fallen (the FTSE 250, which is the true indicator of UK confidence) and the £ has hit new lows.
For someone (like me) with my life savings pretty much tied up in stocks and shares, it’s a worrying time.
I also take an interest in politics, have been a member of the Conservative Party for a few years and I'm also strongly pro-EU. I think the organisation has its flaws, but the concept of a united Europe of nations working together, with a common currency, is one that has transformed the continent in my lifetime. Free movement of people, goods and services is a fantastic idea. Sure, massive immigration to the UK has caused alarm among some people, but we’re a victim of our success. The economy is doing well and the immigrants are needed to plug a skills shortage.
I think that Britain pulling out of the EU will cause massive damage to trade and probably kill off what remaining manufacturing we have in the UK (to say nothing of financial services, which contributes 20 per cent of GDP). Unfortunately the referendum campaign was dominated by popularist politicians like Nigel Farage of UKIP and Boris Johnson, the Conservative MP. Both pedalled toxic messages about immigrants, both promised to massively curb immigration and both claimed we’d be better off out.
For many people, it was a powerful message, and they won the vote.
Today has been another extraordinary day. It was the closing date for nominations for new leader of the Conservative party. Theresa May was in the frame, along with a gaggle of no-hopers, and today was the day that Boris was supposed to throw his hat into the ring, supported by Michael Gove, the Justice Secretary and prominent Brexiteer.
It didn’t work out like that. First thing this morning, Gove stabbed Johnson in the back saying he didn’t have what it takes to be PM and said he was running. Boris pulled out, wise enough to know he couldn’t win.
It was an extraordinary volte-face by Gove, who was quoted again and again saying he had no ambitions to be PM and wasn’t suited to the job. But he has form - it was Gove who was David Cameron’s close friend and ally, who stabbed him in the back again and again during the referendum campaign.
So what happens now. I didn’t want either as PM. Conservative MPs will select two candidates and the next PM will be chosen from those two by a poll of Conservative Party members, 150,000 of them and (me apart) probably the most right wing, racist group of people you could hope never to meet.
Gove will have strong appeal (he campaigned for out) and if May is to have any chance of winning she will need to talk tough on immigration. That’s a tragedy for the country because we need access to the single market for industry to thrive, but we won’t get that without free movement of people.
The EU will play tough because it will want to make an example of the UK for leaving the club (and why wouldn’t they?). So we won’t be able to broker a deal.
We could end up with the most right-wing government for 30 years; one that nobody voted for except 150,000 members of the Conservative Party. There’s no way that’s democracy.
The country, the electorate cannot force a general election (except by rioting possibly) yet that is what should happen. We need an election, with Europe at its core, where the Brexit Tories can join UKIP and we can have a re-run of the referendum with a properly nuanced campaign. UKIP may well win 100 seats (a good number from Labour). Perhaps the Tories would campaign to leave, but we’d know where we stood and who to vote for.

Sunday 26 June 2016

So what happens now?

It’s three days after the Brexit vote and I’m not feeling any better about things.
Our European partners want us to confirm we’re leaving and for us to negotiate an exit ASAP. There are also various warnings about making it tough to set an example to any other country choosing to leave.
The biggest danger is probably to the bank passport, which allows UK banks to operate throughout the EU. If that’s withdrawn (and the threat is that it will be) then our financial business, which contributes about 20 per cent of GDP, will be wrecked.
Oh and our credit rating is set to be downgraded and did I mention the Scots and Northern Irish want a referendum on separating from the UK.
Interesting times!
No-one has any idea what will happen, what we want to achieve from an exit negotiation by way of trade deal and no idea who will conduct the negotiation.
David Cameron, the Prime Minister (for the time being) has not given formal notice of quitting, he says the timing of that is up to his successor, which is probably the right decision.
So whoever takes on the role of PM (and Boris Johnson is the early favourite) will have the job of repairing the machine that they broke. It’s a pretty daunting job.
I think the best course of action would be to spend this year deciding what we want to achieve and then for the new PM to call a general election to seek a mandate for them as leader and for the policy they will pursue in EU exit negotiations.
A general election would probably see some Conservative seats lost, some UKIP gains (at the expense of the Tories and Labour), SNP holding steady and some gains for Lib-Dems and Greens. It might even throw up a new pro-EU party or, if the Lib-Dems had the nous to stand on a stay-in ticket, it might mean big gains for them.
I couldn’t see any party gaining an overall majority. UKIP, the SNP or another party might hold the balance of power. It might be impossible for Parliament to agree to trigger a Brexit.
Of course, there’s always the possibility of some redneck Tory just pressing the nuclear button without a plan, without a mandate as PM and without a clue what will happen.
The Brexiters are pursuing a line that: “we’re a great country, keep calm and we’ll be fine.”

If only it was that simple.

Saturday 25 June 2016

What a dramatic day

I feel very sad and very worried. The country has voted to leave the European Union.
I went to sleep on Thursday with the opinion polls and the commentators predicting a narrow win for Remain.
Nigel Farage of UKIP (UK Independence Party) had even conceded defeat and, on the basis of positive polls, the £ had risen to a recent high.
I woke up about 4am to the sound of the radio, which I’d left on, reporting that Leave was ahead in the count and Remain now likely to lose. And that’s just what happened.
The country voted to leave the EU by a margin of four per cent. Only in London, Scotland and a few other large cities (including Liverpool, Bristol, Newcastle and Manchester) was the Remain vote strong.
The £ had fallen to its lowest level in 30 years, the stock market had fallen by eight per cent and at just after 8am the Prime Minister came on TV and resigned. Talk about a dramatic morning - I’ve never witnessed anything like this in my life.
A day on and the EU’s attitude is hardening. We won’t get an easy exit, we won’t get a favourable trade deal and it’s clear that we have no idea what we’re going to do.
The Leave campaigners have no plans, their strategy was out, but the implementation of that decision hasn't been considered. The promises made during the campaign are already being broken. Nigel Farage, who promised money spent on the EU would be spent on the NHS, was on breakfast TV to claim that wasn’t what he said at all (despite it being painted on the side of his campaign bus).
We have no government policy for Brexit and we have no government. The PM is still there, but has given notice and all the pro-EU cabinet ministers are effectively neutralised. The next Prime Minister will be selected first by Conservative MPs, who will choose two candidates, and then by vote of members of the Conservative Party (150,000 people, of which I’m one). It’s not exactly a democratic process and, to be honest, I can’t think of anyone I’d care to vote for. Boris Johnson is a clever man, but I feel he has no principles, just a lust for the top job, but he is clear favourite. I’d prefer Ruth Davidson, leader of the Scottish Conservatives, who is the best in my view, but she won’t be in the mix.
We need a good, one-nation Conservative, and there’s not one among the candidates. Frankly, I feel so angry at the Conservative party right now, I might just join the Lib-Dems. I’ve always thought I was slightly to the left of the party, I now realise I’m at the extreme left of the party and probably shouldn’t be a member.
So where do we go from here? I haven’t a clue.
Before the referendum, the message from the Leave campaigners was “everything will be fine”, now they’re not giving interviews.
There will almost certainly be a steady fall in the stock market, punctuated by some scary drops and clawbacks as the Bank of England does what it can to stimulate the market; there will be a fall in foreign investment which will hit growth; there will be a move out of the UK and into the EU by many companies (service and manufacturing) and there probably will be another Scottish independence referendum (which may, this time, result in a Scottish exit from the UK).
We will be poorer, we will be more isolated and we already have less influence than we did.
Lots of people are still tweeting and posting that we are a great country and we’ll get through this. I’d say we’re lucky to live in a rich country, although we’re about to get a little poorer, and we will get through it, but not to a level of prosperity that we would have enjoyed had we remained in the EU.
Right now I feel like the grumpy old man who never speaks to his neighbours, who falls out with everyone and who is disliked by everyone in the street.

I feel as if I went to sleep in Great Britain and woke up in Little England.

Saturday 4 June 2016

Coast to Coast Walk

I have just finished walking the Coast-to-Coast route from St Bees in Cumbria to Robin’s Hood’s Bay in Yorkshire.
It’s described as one of the top 10 long-distance walks in the world, just over 190 miles and first suggested by Alfred Wainwright, the man who mapped so many routes in the Lake District.
It doesn’t sound spectacular compared to the Tour de Mont Blanc or Camino de Santiago, but I guess what makes it special is that you have a sense of travelling through a landscape; it’s not all mountains or all coastline, the countryside changes from the rugged Lake District, through the Westmoreland Plateau, into the limestone of the peaty Pennines, down Swaledale from high valley to gentle countryside, across the Vale of Mowbray to the bogs of the North York Moors and on to a coast walk into Robin Hood’s Bay.
There are changes of agriculture, there are changes of fauna and the three areas of high land in the national parks are all very different.
It’s often quite tough walking, made all the more difficult this year because of the severe floods which hit Cumbria and Yorkshire last winter. This has caused a number of landslips, but has also washed out many paths and left others resembling dry stream beds. Where there were steps and a level surface underfoot, there’s now nothing but the bigger boulders – very hard on the feet!
Navigation is also a challenge. The route is poorly signposted throughout. In many parts, there are no signs and, in other places, signs are inconsistent and unreliable. You need a map with the route marked on and a good guide book. In the Lake District, if the weather closes in, you may need a compass. I think you’ll also need the moral support of a companion. You could always make friends en route, but I walked it with my near neighbour, David Jones.
We used Discovery Travel to book our accommodation, The Pack Horse delivered our bags to each B&B in turn and for navigation we had Harvey's special Coast-to-Coast maps, which have the route marked and split the walk into sections across two maps; also Trailblazer's Coast-to-Coast Path book, which has lots of information and also many detailed, sketch maps.
Neither is entirely sufficient - the maps in the book are somewhat too detailed and often hard to fathom, while Harvey's maps are a little small in scale and need more detail. The ideal would be an OS Landranger with the route drawn on, but I had the next best thing. I subscribe to the OS on-line service at £18 per year and they provide a free smartphone app which allows you to read maps on your phone and pinpoint your exact position using GPS. You can also insert your own routes and I found a .gpx file with all waypoints marked that I was able to import. This meant that when we were in doubt about our route or position, we could refer to the app for revision or re-assurance. It was very useful.
Poor waymarking and poor paths were an irritation. The Coast-to-Coast walk attracts thousands of people from all over the world and is vital for the economy of a wide corridor through northern England and yet it has not been designated as an official long-distance path. It should be given official status and it should have money invested on improving paths and on proper, consistent waymarking.
What did I enjoy most about the walk? The scenery was stunning, it was a challenge, I liked the variation, I loved the wildflowers and I saw lots of interesting birds.

Coast to Coast walk - arrival at St Bees

Pebbles selected and ready for the off!
The walk starts from St Bees in Cumbria, a small town or a large village (take your pick) named after St Bega, a Irish princess and early Christian who established a religious community there some time between 500 and 800 CE.
Joyce and Margaret drove us up, dropped us off by our B&B and disappeared south; we set off to explore St Bees. There's an ancient sandstone Norman church with an interesting carved stone doorway. It was once part of a Benedictine priory, dissolved during Henry VIII's land grab. From the church, we headed into town looking for somewhere to eat that night. It was a strange place - on a Friday afternoon at around 4pm, everyone seemed to have stopped work and headed for the pub. Every pub seemed packed and quite rowdy and none of them looked particularly appetising.
At the coast, we found the start of our walk for the next day and selected a couple of pebbles from the beach. There's a tradition that people doing the walk get their boots wet in the Irish Sea and pick up a pebble which they carry to Robin Hood's Bay and throw into the sea before wetting their boots in the North Sea. David chose a surprisingly small pebble (perhaps trying to cut down on weight).
There's a large display plaque depicting the start of the route and you can see the path climbing the cliff to the north.
That evening, we ate at the Seatoller Hotel, a large place by the sea that has seen better days. The large bar had a strong smell of damp, so we went into the lounge, which was not too bad and had a couple of beers and a light meal. The clientele seemed to comprise construction workers, several couples not quite enjoying the dirty weekend they imagined and a few walkers. The beer was Black Sheep and it was pretty good.
When we came out into the early evening light the Isle of Man was crystal clear on the horizon. It looked magical.

Coast to Coast - Day One

Day One: St Bees to Ennderdale (14 miles)
David seems to have brought a lot of stuff. He has a large case, carefully packed by Joyce, which will become harder and harder to close as David's packing and repacking displaces its contents, also a large day pack, which is also full and rather heavy (I now understood the need for a very small pebble). When he was strapping on gaiters after breakfast, I wondered if I had packed too light.
This is where it all starts - the beach at St Bees
First job was to wet our boots, but we'd only gone 100 yards when I put my hand in my pocket and found the key to the B&B. Thank goodness I found it there and not at Ennerdale! After that false start, it was a straight to the sea for a paddle and then the first steps on our journey.
Unfortunately, those first steps are steeply uphill. A gentle stroll along the shore would have helped my breakfast go down, but we soon realised that Wainwright loved nothing more than a steep, uphill climb, unless it was an even steeper descent. If that man saw a hill, he had to climb it.
David and I had done a few training walks around the village, In Rutland and Norfolk and we have a similar pace, but we had not done any serious hill-climbing because there are no serious hills to climb. I found that David walks uphill slightly faster than me, so the trick is to get in front and set the pace if it's a steep climb.
The coast is quite stunning with steep cliffs and lots of nesting birds packed onto ledges. We'd been going a couple of miles when we were passed on the coast path by a man and woman, who we were later to get to know much better, called Karen and Jess. That first section along the coast took much longer than expected which was the story of the walk. A couple of miles around Toneham takes 40 minutes, but on the walk, we'd see a sign saying one mile to a particular point and after half an hour we might see it in the distance. Cumbria and (especially) Yorkshire miles seem twice the length of Cambridgeshire miles.
The path eventually turns inland through a couple of villages and then along an old railway track for a couple of miles. We found old railway tracks a little haven of easy walking later in the journey and this one allowed us to put on some distance with minimal effort. As we approached the first village (Sandwith) we were passed by two men and a woman, who were steaming on. As we came around a bend, I found a pair of gloves on the road obviously dropped by the woman. They were just about in earshot and she came jogging back. It turns out they were walking the C2C for the fourth time having already done it twice west to east and once east to west.
David is good with a map. His life as a farmer seems to have given him an appreciation of the countryside and he manages to get his bearings better than I do. We successfully navigated our first bog and ate some lunch at the church in Cleator sat in a little cloister on a stone slab. David went to his pack and pulled out a couple of foam pads to sit on - he is well prepared! We'd got a packed lunch from our first landlady and it was clear we were not going to manage to eat it all. I have found before that on a long day's walking, all I want in the middle is an energy bar or a biscuit and some fluids. Four rounds of ham salad sandwiches is too much.
The landlady at St Bees had told us there was a single woman called Juliet who would be completing the walk that day from east to west and so we spent the whole day looking (in vain) for Juliet.
David at the top of Dent Hill
After Cleator, we had our first major climb of the walk. At 344m, Dent Hill is not much of a challenge, but everyone talked about it. I enjoyed the walk up - a long, even climb with the views opening out around us. We had a good view of the sea, Isle of Man, the nuclear plant at Windscale and the Lakeland fells where we would be walking for the next few days. Frustratingly, after five hours walking, St Bees still seemed only a stone's throw away. On top of Dent Hill, we met two Liverpudlian women in their early 50s, who were doing the walk.
If the walk up Dent Hill had been comfortable, the walk down at the side of Raven Crag into the steep valley of Nannycatch Beck was less so. It is very steep and there's no clear path. Thankfully, the weather was dry and sunny; in the rain it would be a nightmare. David's right knee was hurting. He'd tweaked it on the walk down into Cleator before lunch and it was now troubling him badly. He had insisted on bringing his favourite walking stick with him, a beautiful long, heavy wooden stick with a twisted wood handle and brass tip. It's great for carrying around the farm, but (in my view) too heavy and unbalancing for long-distance walks. I lent him my poles for the descent and we made it down OK, but an injury like that was a worry on day one of the walk.
The last four miles into Ennerdale are an easy walk along the side of Nannycatch Beck and then alongside a minor road for a while. I stopped to talk to a woman with an old springer spaniel. She was providing some support to her son and daughter-in-law, who were doing the walk but camping and carrying (hardcore). She and her husband had a camper van and were providing the odd tent-free night for them. She was quite anxious that they hadn't passed two footsore old men as they were "very good walkers" and we left her worrying like only a mother can. Half a mile down the road, dad was sitting on a bench. "They'll turn up soon," he said.
In Ennerdale, the first building we came to was a new cafe that had opened only a few weeks earlier. We had been heading for the pub, but we decided a cup of tea would be better. The cafe would not have been out of place in Shoreditch, with more types of fancy tea than you could imagine and no tea-bags allowed. Teapots with a little pouch for loose tea were delivered (slowly) to your table and each came with a set of fancy sand-glasses which you turned over as the tea arrived. There were three timers, for weak, medium or strong. I'd have liked a spoon to give it all a good stir! Infusion needs agitation in my book.
That night we were staying at Rowrah Hall, about three miles from Ennerdale and the arrangement was that we'd call from Ennerdale and be picked up. Our landlady (Maggie) arrived in a Jaguar estate and we gave the two Liverpool girls a lift to Rowrah where they were also staying (in the Swan). Rowrah Hall was a lovely place and Maggie (another Liverpudlian) was living the good life - she kept hens, bees, grew her own veg and made her own cakes, biscuits and granola. Our accommodation was self-contained at the side of the main building and comprised a lounge and kitchen downstairs and bedroom plus bathroom upstairs. It was probably our best B&B of the trip. That night, at Maggie's recommendation, we ate at The Hound Inn (prawn salad) and downed a few pints of Black Sheep.
Rowrah Hall - possibly the best B&B of the trip


Coast to Coast - Day Two

Day Two: Ennerdale to Stonethwaite (16 miles)
First injury of the tour: I
break my tooth on a biscuit
This was our first day of walking in the Lake District (proper) and involves a climb of over 600 metres to a pass at Grey Knotts, which takes us from Ennerdale into Borrowdale.
There's the option of a high-level route over Red Pike and High Stile, but we had decided to stick to the easier track and, on the advice of Maggie, our landlady, we also took the slightly longer, but easier, north shore of Ennerdale Water on account of David's knee, which was troubling him.
The day began with a drive back to Ennerdale. Maggie's husband did the honours in another Jaguar and it turns out he's a policeman specialising in armed response. You wouldn't think Cumbria needed armed police, but of course, there was an incident in 2010 when taxi driver Derrick Bird went on the rampage with a shotgun and killed 12 people plus 11 more injured. Maggie's husband hadn't been on duty that day, but remembered it well and gave us a run-down of what happened, including lots of lucky escapes.
It was another beautiful day in the Lakes and the walk around Ennerdale Water was not without a climb and scramble, but was certainly easier than the southern path. It also meant we got to see Crag Fell and Robin Hood's Chair. Where the two paths joined, we met a lone woman hiker looking a little perplexed and I wondered if it was Juliet, still trying to find her way to St Bees.
Not Juliet, but Sue. We never did find Juliet.
We offered the help of our combined navigational skills and it turns out the woman was called Sue, she was from Australia and she was walking the coast to coast on her own. She joined up with us for the rest of the day and we spent the next nine days walking with her as far as the North York Moors.
The valley path takes you on a good track to a youth hostel called Black Sail Hut near the head of Ennderdale. From there, you can see a path that goes steeply up the head of the valley and over the top via Windy Gap. Sam and I walked that route maybe 18 years ago. We'd been up to Wasdale to climb Scafell Pike and the following day we were going to go up Great Gable but the cloudbase was too low and it was rather windy, so we decided to climb up to Styhead Tarn and then up the path (Windy Gap) between Great Gable and Green Gable, around the back of Great Gable and then down again into Wasdale. It was a steep old climb and I almost turned off down the path we could now see, which would have taken us into Ennerdale. Luckily, Sam proved a better navigator and we stayed high before dropping down into the right valley behind Kirk Fell.
Well Windy Gap was not for us this day, but we did have a steep climb to the north alongside Loft Beck and up to the side of Grey Knotts. Before that, however, disaster struck! We were eating lunch at the Black Sail and Maggie had provided us with some homemade biscuits. As I bit into it, I felt my tooth move. Quickly, I disengaged my gnashers but it was too late, my poor tooth (an old bridge) was hanging loose and I pulled it off and popped it into a little plastic bag supplied by Sue. So now I had no choice but to complete the walk either looking like a complete chav or not smiling - it had to be a front tooth didn't it!
David and I at Black Sail Hut
After Black Sail Hut, the route is indistinct and boggy in places, although spring has been quite dry after the rains of December, so we weren't in danger of going over our boots. It's a hard, rocky ascent and then a more pleasant walk across the top of the pass alongside Grey Knotts before dropping down into Borrowdale, via Honister. The views of Haystacks and down to Buttermere were good and, because it was a Sunday, there were quite a few people about. Heading north, we hit the course of the old tramway from the Honister Slate Mine and followed that down to the visitor centre (it's now a tourist attraction). It was already late afternoon, so we had tea and cake in the cafe before heading off to Stonethwaite where we'd stay for the night.
David had found the descent very tough and his knee was hurting, but we still had some way to go. The rest of the walk was downhill and easier. It's amazing how quickly the landscape softens and becomes more lush as you lose height; it's also amazing how long and hard those last few miles feel each day.
Our accommodation was in Stonethwaite, which is a mile further on than Rosthwaite (the standard destination for stage two), so with our extended walk around the lake and this extra mile, we'd probably clocked up 18 miles today. We found our landlady for the night sitting in the early evening sun in her front garden, so we said hello and then went to the village pub, The Langstrath, for medicinal alcohol. It turns out that Sue can down a gin and tonic like a suckling lamb. Sue was also staying in our B&B and we arranged to meet for dinner at the pub later. I wished we were staying at The Langstrath as our B&B was a bit more basic. The Langstrath was built in 1590 as a row of miners cottages and has been extended and altered over the years. Food was good and we met up again with Karen and Jess, who had passed us on the first day. They are good fun. Karen is in her forties and determined to stay fit; Jess is fit, but is quite a big chap and has a voice not unlike comedian Johnny Vegas.
There was a group of young people in the pub, who were very drunk. I got talking to one in the gents and he said they were from Workington and had been swimming in Stonethwaite Beck. Apparently, there are waterfalls and pools further up and he got his phone out (one handed) to show me the pictures. Nothing interrupts the flow of urine like looking at pictures on a stranger's smartphone. The only thing that spoiled their day was there was no Jagermeister in the pub for Jager bombs.
I'd like to go back to Stonethwaite one day ...

Coast to Coast - Day Three

Day three: Stonethwaite to Grasmere (nine miles)
On the walk out of Borrowdale
It's indicative of how we are getting into this walking lark that we now consider a nine-mile walk and 2,000ft of climb to be an easy day. David's knee is a worry, but he has delved into his supplies and found an elastic knee bandage and a tube of Voltarol gel which acts as a painkiller by absorbing paracetamol through the skin. I discovered that Joyce had also packed a survival bag, but only one. In the unlikely event that we are lost in a blizzard, I might have to stage an unfortunate accident to acquire David's survival bag.
This might be only nine miles, but with washed out paths and a steep ascent, it is hard work and I developed blisters underneath both my big toes. We walked alongside the beck for a while and then struck up at the head of the valley to Greenup Edge past Eagle Crag and Sergeant's Crag to our right. It was great to hear a number of cuckoos on our climb; I haven't heard a cuckoo for years.
Pausing for breath near the top of Greenup Edge. We didn't know Karen was taking our picture.
Karen and Jess passed us on the way up and sat at the top taking pictures of us puffing up. We also met two girls in their mid-30s, who I guessed were German, but they informed me (rather indignantly) that they were Netherlanders. They were navigating mainly by means of the Trailblazer Coast to Coast book and were getting along very well.
At the top of Greenup Edge there's a flat boggy bit and first the path and then the cairns disappear. We kept heading more or less in the right general direction but came to the descent a little too far north and had to traverse the slope to reach Flour Gill (a small marker stream) and then over into Easdale. There was a higher-level alternative taking in Calf Crag, Gibson Knott and Helm Crag, but we kept to the valley. I would have quite liked the high route today. My first trip to the Lake District was with a school trip when I was about 14. We visited Grasmere and climbed Helm Crag.
Sue is good company and a good walker. She's done a crazy traverse of New Guinea (short but very tough) and did the Camino de Santiago last year (also alone). She was a nurse in recovery (where people come round after operations) and her husband Richard is a cattle farmer and runs an engineering business. They live in Adelaide, which is, apparently, the non-convict area of Australia.
She surprised us by announcing, totally out of the blue, that wombat shit is a perfect cube, like a pile of dice. It was a rather strange thing to say, but we had been spending a lot of the walk trying not to step in sheep shit! We said if Sue wanted to walk with us, she would have to tell us an interesting fact about wombats every day.
It was a lovely warm, sunny afternoon when we reached Grasmere and it was strange to be in such as busy place after three days on the fells with relatively few people about. We sat and had a cup of tea, looking down our noses at the day walkers all kitted out with fancy poles and clean boots. My toes were blistered and I was less than chuffed to find that our B&B was a mile the other side of Grasmere. We had to walk out there, walk back in for food that night, back to bed and then back into Grasmere in the morning to meet Sue. Ha! What's four miles when you're walking 190?
Sue and David in Borrowdale


Coast to Coast - Day Four

Day four: Grasmere to Patterdale (nine miles)
Grasmere with Helm Crag in the background. I climbed
that at school on my first trip to the Lake District
Our landlady in Grasmere had an annoying husband. He had a mate or knew someone who had run the route we were about to take and had done it in 20 minutes. He'd also been up at 6am and had a swim in Grasmere that morning.
To help my blistered toes, David gave me Compeed patches from his store of supplies. They are funny things and look like blisters themselves. The idea is that you stick them onto your blister and they protect it from further rubbing. They seemed quite good, they meant I could get my boot on without too much discomfort and I bought a box in Grasmere to see me through the rest of the walk. David bought himself a walking pole. I tried to persuade him to buy two and throw his heavy stick into the hedge, but he wouldn't have it.
The lovely sunny weather we'd enjoyed for the past three days had disappeared this morning and it was cloudy but quite warm. From Grasmere we headed up Grizedale Pass (another steep climb, but not as harsh as the haul up to Greenup Edge). It was a good path for a change, but once we got to about 1,500 feet, we walked into the cloud and it was quite wetting.
Above and below: on the way up to the Grizedale Pass through the murk

At the top, there was a strong wind blowing and it was so misty we couldn't even see Grizedale Tarn until we were right up to the shore. It was pointless doing either of the high-level alternatives (Helvellyn or St Sunday Crag) and so we stuck to Grizedale itself. We walked down out of the cloud at Ruthwaite Lodge (a climbers' hut) to find a bloke taking a pee up the side of the building. He just carried on peeing, no apology, no explanation ... nothing but pee. Sue and I walked around the other side to be out of the wind and the sight of pee, while this chap struck up a conversation with David.
He was wittering on about walking there and climbing that when he suddenly said he'd had a bit of bad news - he'd just heard his friend had died. I started giggling and set Sue off, so while David was expressing his condolences around the other side of the building, we were splitting our sides.

David at Ruthwaite Lodge, chatting to
his new friend
On the route down to Patterdale, in the clearing weather, I was able to pick out Striding Edge and see the path that Tom and I took when we walked it some 20 years ago. There was lots of evidence of the very severe floods they had back in December including chunks of hillside washed away, walls gone and lower fields strewn with rubble like the terminal moraine of a disappeared glacier.
Amid the rubble and destruction, there were lovely blue wild violets in the gaps between slabs of stones on the path, also bluebells in the trees and wild garlic in any shady spot lower than 1,500ft.
Today's wombat fact was a little disappointing - wombats live in burrows. Come on Sue, you can do better than that!
In Patterdale, we conveniently arrived in the car park of the Patterdale Hotel and it was warm and sunny enough to sit on the front lawn and have a cup of tea. David and I were staying at Grizedale Lodge, while Sue had to walk on to Glenridding, a village particularly badly hit by the winter floods. We arranged to meet next morning at the top of the road leading to Grizedale Lodge, where we were staying. As we arrived, our landlady was just returning on her racing bike and the Sherpa Van arrived with our bags - suddenly Patterdale was a very busy place. The B&B was very good. They hadn't been troubled by the floods there, but another place they owned had been flooded. She said they'd had loads of help from volunteers and the authorities, who had provided free skips and other practical assistance. She did say that Glenridding had been very badly affected.
Damage caused by the winter's floods
My toes were quite sore. When I looked, my blisters had burst and so had the Compeed patches and pulling them off brought off some skin as well. Another blister had formed, full of bloody puss and that also burst as the Compeed patch came off. Ah - the joys of walking! I bound them with tissues and bandage tape and set off for the pub.
We were planning to eat that night in the White Lion, which is about half a mile down the road. We sat with Karen and Jess and the two Dutch girls were also in there, plus the Liverpudlians from the first day. I think we were on Jennings (brewed near Workington) that night rather than Black Sheep.
Looking up Patterdale towards Grizedale Pass

Coast to Coast - Day Five

Day Five: Patterdale to Shap (16 miles)
The path out of Patterdale
This (for me) was the hardest day of the walk. It's not that long, but there's over 4,000 feet of ascent, including Kidsty Piky, which at just over 2,500 feet, is the highest point on the Coast to Coast unless you do the Helvellyn variant. After Kidsty Pike, there's a knee-crunching descent to Haweswater and just as you expect a nice walk around the lake, you discover it's an up-and-down scramble. Actually, the day is full of nasty surprises - at the end of Haweswater, the map seems to show a gentle, grassy path across rolling fields to Shap. The path actually winds annoyingly, there are uncountable wobbly stiles to cross and the waymarking is very poor.
The first part of the walk, out of Patterdale, was pleasant enough, a steep but steady pull uphill with a few crucial decisions to make regarding which path to take. Thanks to David's homing instinct and the two Dutch girls, we managed to get most of them right (or realise we were wrong very quickly).
The first landmark is Angle Tarn and as we approached it we could hear some strange noises like dogs barking and yelping. As we got up to the tarn, it was obvious they were geese (possibly Canada geese) making a right din. The path drops a little and then climbs again up to The Knott at 732m. On the way up, we were musing about a fork in the path. I thought we should stick close to a dry stone wall, but the more obvious path seemed to go left. I was joined by another walker, who said "this must be it" and set off on the left-hand path. He was walking the coast to coast and so I followed him. We gained height quite quickly and then the path petered out and I could see the two Dutch girls below sticking to the wall, where there was now a clear path.
There was nothing for it but to scramble down. The chap was called Tim and he was doing the walk with his younger nephew. I'd have put him about mid-50s, he was tall, grey and quite rangy. We both agreed that we hated going wrong, especially when it meant you'd climbed up, only to go down. His nephew, who was some way behind, had stuck to the wall.
Where, exactly are we? Checking book (above), also map and app (below)

We were told in the book and by our landlady that the next turn was tricky. At a place called Riggindale Straits, there was a sharp turn, almost back on yourself, towards Rampsgill Head and Kidsty Pike. It looked obvious on the map and we were looking out for it, but still missed it. We knew we were wrong, but couldn't see how. Instead of a path to the left, there was a sharp drop. Then I saw some people on the ridge to our left and realised that's where we should be. The two Dutch girls were already walking back and found the path by a small cairn. It was obvious walking back, but well hidden from our original direction. Tim and his nephew had thrust on ahead and were out of earshot, heading for High Street. As we scrambled back onto the ridge path, we saw them look back, see us and turn around. I made a mental note never to follow Tim.
The next section of walk was lovely. A long, climbing ridge ending with the small peak of Kidsty Pike at the end, with wonderful views east across Haweswater. At Kidsty, there was a group of friends - us, Sue, the Liverpudlian girls, the Dutch girls, Tim and his nephew. Nine miles to the east (as the crow flies) I could see the white scar of Hardendale limestone quarry, which sits between the A6 and M6 just south of Shap. That's where we still had to walk to.
On top of Kidsty Pike, the highest point on the Coast to Coast
The descent to Haweswater is steep and long. It was just the treatment David's knee did not need. Despite lashings of Voltarol, a support bandage and the new pole, he was still struggling on the downward sections. We took it slow and steady and reached the shore after a long scramble and a break for lunch on the way down.
The long scramble down to Haweswater
Sue offered us her daily wombat fact: when threatened by a predator, the wombat blocks the entrance to his burrow with his fat body, a bit like the fat bloke on the tube who won't move away from the doors to let other people on.
We were pre-warned about the path around Haweswater (now a reservoir feeding Manchester). It was long, the path was rocky and it involved a number of small climbs and steep descents. It also started raining intermittently. By the time we got to Burnbanks, the model village built at the end of the lake, I was tired and footsore. I was looking forward to a few gentle miles  (about five) into Shap.
When I'm weary, I try to visualise distance into a concept I can understand, so I'd told myself that all I had to do was walk around Knarr Fen Road and Toneham. God, if only it had been that easy. The path was unclear, badly marked, stiles were wobbly and the path wound frustratingly. Every mile seemed double the distance.
One of the frustrations of the coast to coast walk to our schedule is that it left little or no time for serendipity. We generally had to be somewhere and generally had to keep walking. Shap Abbey, another one ticked off Henry VIII's list, was founded by a small order of French monks, known as the White Canons. It was the last abbey to be founded in Britain and the last to be seized by Henry. It would have been worth an hour looking round the ruins, but we were tired and keen to get to our lodgings. As you approach the site, there's a very old and wonderful arching, stone footbridge across Swindale Beck which must have been built by the monks. Tim and his nephew were sitting at the foot enjoying a drink and snack. Someone had left a plastic container full of goodies and an honesty box.
It was still a mile or so to the abbey ruins and then we found civilisation in the form of a road and another old stone bridge across the River Lowther. There were fish swimming in the clear, fast-flowing water under the bridge and a couple of people fish watching. David struck up conversation with the man, who told us it was only just over a mile into Shap. David had thought we were there and I think he considered chucking the man over the edge when he heard the news. If that wasn't bad enough, the chap then told us that our accommodation - the King's Arms - was right at the end of the village and probably yet another mile.
By the time, we got to the pub I was so tired I could not think. Earlier, I had been practising counting in Spanish, but couldn't get the numbers in the right order, then (along Haweswater) I realised I couldn't remember the registration number of my car and I still hadn't got it five miles later. Instead of going straight up to our room, we sat in the beer garden and had a couple of pints of Black Sheep, which restored us wonderfully. It's KS06 ZSP, I remembered.
The King's Arms was a welcome sight, but it's not a fine pub. It's one of those places with peeling paint on the outside and dead plants in the tubs. The food is convenience, the service surly and there was no chance of porridge for breakfast. I had Weetabix instead. The evening meal was good.
We sat with the Dutch girls, who are called Saskia and Lysa. David asked how they knew each other and when they said they were "in a relationship" he thought at first they meant “related”. They were in their mid 30s (but look much younger) and were doing just the first half of the walk as they had to be back for work. I teased them about Andre Rieu and they said he was not a nice man, not that famous in the Netherlands and "from the Catholic part" of the country, which seems to be a big insult if you’re Dutch. Kate and Jess also joined us and it turned out that they were also walking only as far as Kirkby Stephen, so this would be our last night with them. We found that Jess was having his 50th this year and that he had been a diver in the Royal Navy, specialising in bomb disposal. He now works as a marine consultant. I got the impression they hadn't been together that long and Kate has children from a previous relationship. The two Liverpool girls (one now lives in Colorado and the other in Nottingham) were having a small party as some of their relatives had come up to spend the night with them. Liverpool were losing in the final of the UEFA Cup, which took the shine off for at least one of the party. It was also the last time we'd see them. Although they were doing the whole walk, they were having a short day tomorrow and also a rest day in Richmond. We'd finish a couple of days ahead of them.
Our party, which had become very comfortable and familiar, was breaking up.